my perfect man tbh
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It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
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